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🎮👕 New T-Shirt Drop! – The BAKA RETRO CREW 👕🎮
Are you ready to rock the rebellion against the cold, calculated future?
Suit up with the official BAKA RETRO CREW tee, where pixel-powered heroes take the fight to the glitchy frontlines of retro-future war!
💥 Meet the squad:
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Helmet Guy – always charging in headfirst (literally), Software Engineer.
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Eagull – the feathered freedom fighter with a chip on his wing and attitude for days, Mad Scientist!
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Roboguy 5000 – obsolete? Never heard of it. He’s got 8-bit guts and 16-bit dreams, with a port for every occasion.
👾 Manifested into reality by the League of 8-Bit Computers, these lovable digital disasters have one mission: stop Miss DOS and her army of polished, boot-looped clones from installing their version of the Singularity.
🚫 No totalitarian AI futures.
💾 Yes to glitchy goodness, floppy disks, and freedom!
Whether you’re a rebel nerd, retro lover, or just want to wear something that screams “I won’t update!”, this shirt’s for you.
🕹️ 100% cotton. 1000% nostalgia. Limited print.
⚠️ Warning: Wearing this tee may cause sudden urges to blow into cartridges and yell “BAKA!” at evil AIs.
Get yours now before Miss DOS patches it out!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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