🎮👕 New T-Shirt Drop! – The BAKA RETRO CREW 👕🎮
Are you ready to rock the rebellion against the cold, calculated future?
Suit up with the official BAKA RETRO CREW tee, where pixel-powered heroes take the fight to the glitchy frontlines of retro-future war!
💥 Meet the squad:
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Helmet Guy – always charging in headfirst (literally), Software Engineer.
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Eagull – the feathered freedom fighter with a chip on his wing and attitude for days, Mad Scientist!
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Roboguy 5000 – obsolete? Never heard of it. He’s got 8-bit guts and 16-bit dreams, with a port for every occasion.
👾 Manifested into reality by the League of 8-Bit Computers, these lovable digital disasters have one mission: stop Miss DOS and her army of polished, boot-looped clones from installing their version of the Singularity.
🚫 No totalitarian AI futures.
💾 Yes to glitchy goodness, floppy disks, and freedom!
Whether you’re a rebel nerd, retro lover, or just want to wear something that screams “I won’t update!”, this shirt’s for you.
🕹️ 100% cotton. 1000% nostalgia. Limited print.
⚠️ Warning: Wearing this tee may cause sudden urges to blow into cartridges and yell "BAKA!" at evil AIs.
Get yours now before Miss DOS patches it out!
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
| Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
