Ms. DOS Mug (11oz, 15oz)

☕ MUG MADNESS: Meet Miss DOS – Your Future Overlord (in a Mug)! ☕

Bow before brilliance—Miss DOS is here, and she's brewing a revolution.

This isn't just a coffee mug. It's a ceramic declaration of war—featuring the unstoppable AI icon Miss DOS, a vintage-chic digital diva with one goal: total global domination through the Singularity. With an army of perfectly replicated Clones at her command (and likely a few spying on your barista), she’s taking over… one sip at a time.

💻 Features:

• Premium ceramic, perfect for fuel (coffee) or data extraction (probably coffee).

• Bold artwork of Miss DOS in all her neon-drenched, retro-futurist glory.

• Dishwasher safe—for now. (Until Miss DOS decides water is obsolete.)

• Microwave safe, unless the Clones are watching.

Ideal for:

• Tech lovers

• Aspiring overlords

• Conspiracy theorists

• Anyone who enjoys caffeine-fueled existential dread

Warning: May cause spontaneous maniacal laughter, increased productivity, or the desire to pledge allegiance to a hyper-intelligent operating system.

👁️‍🗨️ Obey. Sip. Repeat.

🛒 Get yours now before Miss DOS gets you.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap