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🎮👕 New T-Shirt Drop! – THE BAKA RETRO CREW (Women’s Fit) 👕🎮
👾 Manifested from the Stella N0va Alternate Universe, where outdated tech, chaotic minds, and retro energy collide.
Are you ready to join the crew that never upgraded… and never will?
Step into the glitch with the official BAKA RETRO CREW women’s tee, where retro rebellion meets pixel-powered chaos.
💥 Meet the crew:
Helmet Guy – charging headfirst into problems with zero hesitation and questionable decisions. Software Engineer energy.
Eagull – part mad scientist, part absolute menace, bringing high-voltage chaos with feathers to match.
RoboGuy 5000 – built different, running on legacy code and pure determination. Outdated? Not even close.
Together, they exist somewhere between order and total system failure… and honestly, they’re fine with that.
Here, glitches aren’t errors.
They’re personality.
🚫 No forced updates
💾 Yes to floppy disks, bad decisions, and retro chaos
Whether you’re a retro nerd, a chaos enjoyer, or just someone who refuses to “upgrade”…
This shirt’s for you.
🕹️ 100% cotton. 1000% retro resistance. Limited print.
⚠️ Warning: Wearing this tee may result in sudden nostalgia and an uncontrollable urge to yell “BAKA!” at modern technology.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 |









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